Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
misterpornographic:
robots-please:
jordanjordanjordanjordan:
01012012:
theneverendingdrums:
stravaganza:
the-ss-destiel:
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

this is the best post in all of my existence
(Source: raggedywings, via savingthings-huntingpeople)
yourdarklordsatan:
gingerhaze:
you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to
and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?

(via savingthings-huntingpeople)