what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
A Tale of Two Whiskeys
Of Mice and Gin
The Great Brewski
Scotch-22
Through the Vodka-Glass
The Wine in the Willows
Gone With The Whiskey
(via howisitalready3am)
Alcohol does funny things to me.
Last night I kissed a pagan boy. Can’t tell yet if it was a good or a bad decision.
1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
(Source: theamericankid, via notglencoco)
For the alcoholics that don’t screw around.
what if this is just a really tiny man eating regular-sized gummy worms
I would like to find a way to hollow this out and turn it into a beer/cocktail bong….
(via betechouette)
![collegehumor:
What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]
Looks like someone is a little boring ;P](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cbmfTuUH1qasthro1_500.png)
What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]
Looks like someone is a little boring ;P
(Source: adoctorworld)
Keep on keepin’ on, America.
(via the-grip-of-a-hurricane)
