The life & times of Miss Kaytie Marie

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:25:46 -0400

doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:17:15 -0400

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

martincrieffsbakedpotato: stilesthejeepwhisperer: I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:08:45 -0400

martincrieffsbakedpotato:

stilesthejeepwhisperer:

I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games

that’s it

that is literally what it is

Everyone on your blog knows about your TKE slutscapade, so just make porn and rake in some cash. Or do you just sleep around for the hell of it?

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:14:23 -0400

Well first lets start with your use of everyone, no everyone on my blog does not know about anything to do with TKE since I can tell you for a fact there are people who follow me on here I have never talked to before in my life. Second of all, I don’t see why it matters who I did what with but let me break it down for you:
Guys from TKE that I slept with (in a literal sense ie- being asleep in the same bed)- Ian, French, Luke
Guys that I slept with (in a figurative sense ie- having sex with)- Ian, Aaron
Yup look at me being a slut and sleeping with all those guys.
But the bigger point here isn’t even who I did what with, it’s that it shouldn’t matter because as long as its safe and consensual it’s my body to do as I please with and not a single god damned other person’s business. Sex is sex, physicality is physicality, and neither of those things are inherently wrong. People (meaning men AND women) should be allowed to do them as much or as little with as many or as few partners as they wish, because honestly why not? The whole female purity bullshit is ignorant and archaic. If I sleep with 3 people or 30 it doesn’t matter. As long as it was all consensual and safe then my worth as a person literally has not changed a bit. But nice word choices up there; “Slutscapade” really drove home your point and emotional maturity. Good job buddy

just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:00:23 -0400

just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off

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delongepenis: ohsoswiftly: Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:51:45 -0400

delongepenis:

ohsoswiftly:

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.

“that’s the thing… and no one knows anything but the chorus!” THANK YOU PATRICK STUMPPPPPPPPP.

warpedlamp: I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:43:17 -0400

warpedlamp:

I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:34:46 -0400

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

So my professor was asking questions.

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:25:46 -0400

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:15 -0400

skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:08:46 -0400

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:51:43 -0400

we-are-all-sherlocked: inabasket: the-k-factor: juicyjacqulyn:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:12 -0400

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

gingerhaze: i have been waiting for this moment for a long...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:34:52 -0400

gingerhaze:

i have been waiting for this moment for a long time.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:15:04 -0400

buttslife: My favorite Disney movie… She’s one of the only...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:08:32 -0400

buttslife:

My favorite Disney movie… She’s one of the only princesses that liked the guy and had to work to get her happily ever after. In all the other movies… they kind of just fall in love with a random guy.

False.
Pocahontas: Overcame cultural barriers, fought against greed, prejudice, friends and family for love.
Belle: Had to earn each others love through time and patience. Not to mention there was a dom/sub bestiality thing goin on.
Jasmine: Class barriers, lies, evil parrots, crazy genies, and having to win the heart of your dudes pet monkey.
Cinderella: Yeah…that one they just kinda met, danced, and fell in love. However, it is super hard to find that perfectly fitting high heel.
Moral of the story. Disney movies may have given us unrealistic expectations of love and hair but you can’t say Ariel was the only princess that had a rough time….

I love you Becky. You complete my Disney princess loving soul.

this is sick

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:26:14 -0400

acexlove:

how can we not reblog this?

collectivesouls: JILL

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:17:34 -0400

collectivesouls:

JILL

thefrogman: Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website |...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:08:50 -0400

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thefrogman:

Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: nevver]

solubility: the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:22 -0400

solubility:

the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.